well, its half twelve
i just set fire to myself while making breakfast
and the new firefox is an absolute cunt

discuss
(mariachidevil last changed his sig on, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 3:25, Reply)

No it's not
You're a twat
No it's not

I can only conclude that you're a twat. And wrong.
( Noit Why is the racism?, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 3:26, Reply)

I am a twat too
jelly.b3ta.com/questions/gullible/post229623
( Sir Pigeon Nipples http://b3ta.com/calendar/event/15570, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 3:28, Reply)

You terrible bastard

( Noit Why is the racism?, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 3:30, Reply)

thank you:)

( Sir Pigeon Nipples http://b3ta.com/calendar/event/15570, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 3:34, Reply)

hahaha

( Kristine let me slip away against the current, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 3:35, Reply)

Willie Nelson is immortal
you silly bitch.
( Syncubus Warning: author full of shit [GMT-5], Thu 28 Aug 2008, 3:40, Reply)

unlike Chevy Chase.
 
: (
( Rapitinui kick it out of me gently, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 3:42, Reply)

I'm glad Chevy Chase isn't.
He's somewhat annoying, unlike Willie Nelson.
( Syncubus Warning: author full of shit [GMT-5], Thu 28 Aug 2008, 3:45, Reply)

WILLY NELSON SINGS FUCKING COUNTRY MUSIC!
WHAT IS MORE ANNOYINGTHAN THAT!!!?


HEY!?
( Sir Pigeon Nipples http://b3ta.com/calendar/event/15570, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 3:46, Reply)

Willie Nelson doesn't just sing country music.
He inspires other people to sing it and others to enjoy it.

I don't like country music all that much, but I love listening to Willie sing it.
( Syncubus Warning: author full of shit [GMT-5], Thu 28 Aug 2008, 3:52, Reply)

OH YEAH!
WELL... WHAT IF HE GOT INTO A FIGHT WITH
CHUCK-FUCKING-NORRIS!!!?
( Sir Pigeon Nipples http://b3ta.com/calendar/event/15570, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 3:45, Reply)

He'd shoot him.
it is Chuck-fucking-Norris!
( Syncubus Warning: author full of shit [GMT-5], Thu 28 Aug 2008, 3:46, Reply)

I'll NEVER smoke weed with Willy again.

( Kristine let me slip away against the current, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 3:52, Reply)

clearly
so you arent having trouble with it?
(mariachidevil last changed his sig on, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 3:28, Reply)

Firefox, or you setting fire to yourself?
The former I have had only one, easily resolved issue with. The latter, I have no problem with at all. Though I would suggest next time you record it and put it on youtube.
( Noit Why is the racism?, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 3:29, Reply)

the former, it is running horribly slowly and is being generally dicky
the latter, my mistake, i should have been faster with my phone
(mariachidevil last changed his sig on, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 3:31, Reply)

No, I've not had firefox run slowly and dicky.
It might have seen you being slow and liking "dicky", and done this to please you. It's that good.
( Noit Why is the racism?, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 3:33, Reply)

THAT EXPLAINS IT
i have got to stop recording my gay adventures with my webcam

thanks for the tip
(mariachidevil last changed his sig on, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 3:34, Reply)

How the fuck did you manage to do that?

( Kristine let me slip away against the current, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 3:30, Reply)

my hair is idiot-length
open top gas fiery thing

bad combination
(mariachidevil last changed his sig on, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 3:33, Reply)

Oh, so you're just a dumbarse.
I bet your hair smells lovely.
( Kristine let me slip away against the current, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 3:34, Reply)

like fucking flowers and sunshine

(mariachidevil last changed his sig on, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 3:38, Reply)

Far out.
How does one fuck a flower?
( Kristine let me slip away against the current, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 3:39, Reply)

awkwardly and gently
then violently and horribly

then the shame sets in
(mariachidevil last changed his sig on, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 3:40, Reply)

ahh....more crying in the shower then?

( Kristine let me slip away against the current, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 3:47, Reply)

I'm trying not to laugh
unsuccessfully.

I'm sorry, but that's fucking funny. I'm glad you didn't get hurt, and I'll bet your kitchen smells nasty.

How does you hair look? Did you burn a lot of it?
( Syncubus Warning: author full of shit [GMT-5], Thu 28 Aug 2008, 3:49, Reply)

Well, I had some fun news today.
I apparently have Super Semem™* that can get through contraception.

Yes, apparently, as i found out today, I'm going to be a Dad (again). Something I was not wishing for (i've only known the girl for about a month) or ready for (I have a 9 year old son already. That's enough!)

Yet I find myself strangely excited.

I like (really like) this lady - do i make a go of it? Part of me wants to, part of me thinks "way to early, way too soon"

I guess I have a choice of doing the honourable thing, or maybe kicking her in the stomach, pushing her down a flight of stairs and sliding a coat hanger up her thigh....


*Super Semen™ is available now in all good shops. And Woolworths

EDIT: - by the way, b3ta is the first to know. Not even told me parents yet!
(bennyhillslovechild Spunking tramp biscuit, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 2:45, Reply)

What have you got to lose? Seriously, what?
You don't have to marry the girl, just see what happens. If she wants to keep the baby, you're going to have to stick around any way, even if you split up. Tell her you'll stand by her, and that you'll support her decision, what ever that may be.

You're having a baby - be excited, be happy and go for it.
( Wicca'd Witch lives in the country, where the moo-cows poo., Thu 28 Aug 2008, 2:46, Reply)

I know.
I can only win from this situation.

And as you've met me, Wicca - you should know - I'm so damn pretty, i can only bring good to this world with my DNA.
(bennyhillslovechild Spunking tramp biscuit, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 2:48, Reply)

EXACTLY.
It's daft really, of course it is. Every bit of common sense suggests it's not a good idea, but really you don;t have much choice and may as well grab the opportunity and make something GOOD.

If we sat and thought seriously about the whole thing, we'd be single, childless and incredibly fucking bored.
( Wicca'd Witch lives in the country, where the moo-cows poo., Thu 28 Aug 2008, 2:49, Reply)

Well that makes sense.
And of course I can glow in the inevitable smugness of knowing that my little soldiers are well 'ard bastards.

I may be one of JMG's internet fatties, but by hell, I've proved my part of Darwinian evolution.
:)

in that case

I'M GOING TO BE A DAD!

*skips and fucking jumps!*
(bennyhillslovechild Spunking tramp biscuit, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 2:52, Reply)

*grins*
Congratualtions fucko :)
( Wicca'd Witch lives in the country, where the moo-cows poo., Thu 28 Aug 2008, 2:55, Reply)

Cheers, Big Tits!
I just hope this one doesn't get my ears. Adam, my son did get them unfortunately. he just looks like an unemployed hang-glider.

It's okay though, i take him kiting at weekends. He flies well with a bit of fishing line on his belt.
(bennyhillslovechild Spunking tramp biscuit, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 2:57, Reply)

He's going to be so excited.
Excited, and unbelievably grossed out because you had sex with a GIRL.
( Wicca'd Witch lives in the country, where the moo-cows poo., Thu 28 Aug 2008, 3:03, Reply)

Hahahaha
You haven't met his mother. He can only be pleased for me that I stopped the bestiality fetish!
(bennyhillslovechild Spunking tramp biscuit, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 3:05, Reply)

Go for it.
A work-mate dumped his preggers G/F (they're both 20) and while I don't know the full story, am seriously pissed off he left her in the lurch.
( Spider Riviera was born early, sucked back in and spat out again, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 2:50, Reply)

Thanks matey.
Having been working in the pub trade for the last 12 years, I tend to trust chefs more than anybody (they take more shit, and have a worse rap than anybody I know). And, as you have expressed a liking for my pictures more than once, i'll trust you even more. :)

*Manhugs*

I'm going to be a Dad again!!
(bennyhillslovechild Spunking tramp biscuit, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 2:55, Reply)

Congratulations you big loveable bastard. :-D
*Reciprocates manhugs*
( Spider Riviera was born early, sucked back in and spat out again, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 3:01, Reply)

Ha ha ha,
Sod the manhugs and just do me. At least I know me wrigglies are safe with you!
(bennyhillslovechild Spunking tramp biscuit, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 3:04, Reply)

Run to Turkey, they won't send you back.
I've got a mate who's dad is a Belfast brickie who came over to the proper Britain for a night of fun, got more than he bargained for and buggered off to the Turkish sunshine where he's never paid a penny. My mate says he finds it hard to hold anything against him as he'd do exactly the same in the circumstances.
( Shegetz three cheers for personal responsibility, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 2:50, Reply)

I have Views and Opinions about that sort of boy.

( Wicca'd Witch lives in the country, where the moo-cows poo., Thu 28 Aug 2008, 2:52, Reply)

I can see both sides of the coin really,
I was very nearly in a similar situation and before it all turned out the way it did I'd already organized how I was going to sort my university around a job to pay for the kid, but I can fully understand that primal urge to run as fast and as far as possible. I was 19 and absolutely shitting bricks, though how much of that was the idea of being a dad and how much was the idea of her terrifying ex-con father finding out is up for serious debate.
( Shegetz three cheers for personal responsibility, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 2:55, Reply)

Oh I can understand wanting to do it...
but thinking about it, and actually being the kind of wanker that fucks about and never faces up to the consequences are two different things.

One thing people fail to realise is that once you make the decision to have sex, you have to be prepared to deal with the possibility of babies. And once the decision is made to go ahead with the pregnancy, it stops being All About You.

Any fucker can get a girl pregnant and walk out on their child. Piece of piss. You potentially ruin your child's life by your selfishness but you get to live a life of fun and frolics.

It takes a real man to be a father.
( Wicca'd Witch lives in the country, where the moo-cows poo., Thu 28 Aug 2008, 3:01, Reply)

It's quite amusing in a way how opposite that was to my situation
I spent ages ringing round university seeing if I could do reduced hours and were there childcare facilities and was this and that and the other available, and then the girl in question told me one day that she'd booked an abortion and that was that.

"Oh", said I. The next thing I remember was waking up six months later in a room full of empty bottles of cheap wine.
( Shegetz three cheers for personal responsibility, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 3:10, Reply)

I was talking about your mate's dad...
not you.
( Wicca'd Witch lives in the country, where the moo-cows poo., Thu 28 Aug 2008, 3:12, Reply)

Indeed, but I'm drunk and being slightly melancholy through some dark humour.
I see your point, and I was trying to illustrate that I fully agree with you, but the large amount of port I've been consuming sort of interfered somewhat.
( Shegetz three cheers for personal responsibility, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 3:14, Reply)

*hugs*
Sad fact is that you don't get much of a say in that kind of situation, which is cruel, but then again it's hard to see how you could force a woman to either terminate or go ahead with a pregnancy against her will.
( Wicca'd Witch lives in the country, where the moo-cows poo., Thu 28 Aug 2008, 3:19, Reply)

In all honesty, it was her decision and I was OK either way - I really was shitting it, and wasn't ready at 19 and I knew that even at the time.
It would have just been nicer to have been consulted or at least informed. Oh well, on the plus side, I don't have a life of financial hardship to look forward to, I suppose, and if I hadn't missed out on that I'd have missed out on a lot more.
( Shegetz three cheers for personal responsibility, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 3:24, Reply)

Babies are great. Loads of people can't have them. Enjoy the experience.
Stick by her and if it works out that you want to be together then that's even better.
Congrats, good luck, and hurrah to you.
( Kristine let me slip away against the current, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 2:55, Reply)

Thank you.

(bennyhillslovechild Spunking tramp biscuit, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 2:58, Reply)

She'll resent you for the rest of your life, you know.
And because of this the child will grow up hating you. And when you're old, it'll push you down some stairs. And then laugh about it.


I jest, well done on having sex and that
( Noit Why is the racism?, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 3:09, Reply)

Hahahahaha
Thanks. I think
(bennyhillslovechild Spunking tramp biscuit, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 3:15, Reply)

Do the right thing.

(postal ninja wants to deliver ice creams to your doorstep, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 3:12, Reply)

Coathanger and heavy leather strapping?

( Shegetz three cheers for personal responsibility, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 3:14, Reply)

Stick a hosepipe up her chuff and try to flush it out.
That or drown the bastard.
( Noit Why is the racism?, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 3:17, Reply)

Seeing as how babies develop in fluid (and "breathe" it) that's be a bit difficult

( Spider Riviera was born early, sucked back in and spat out again, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 3:19, Reply)

If you can't drown an unborn foetus then obviously you've not tried hard enough.

( Noit Why is the racism?, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 3:20, Reply)

Use gin.

( Shegetz three cheers for personal responsibility, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 3:24, Reply)

Fuck it, get up her again and spunk it to death.

( Noit Why is the racism?, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 3:26, Reply)

Attach a little bit of rusk to your frenulum
and fish the little bastard out.
( Shegetz three cheers for personal responsibility, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 3:29, Reply)

Ouch, and congrats, whichever is in order.
This reminds me I need to get a vasectomy.
( Syncubus Warning: author full of shit [GMT-5], Thu 28 Aug 2008, 3:44, Reply)

Greetings.
I have found some new emo/goth type synth pop musics for those of you who like that sort of thing.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQaPtuCqKI4

and in other synth pop type news, Ladytron are playing Ireland in November. This makes TBL very happy, I shall go to Belfast and when there ask Helen or Mira if they want to have my babies.

what has made you happy tonight?
( TBL - dead stars still burn -, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 1:29, Reply)

synapses

( LNADJKMD http://lastnightadjkilledmydog.libsyn.com/, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 1:30, Reply)

Your all clip-on tie synapses.

( Syncubus Warning: author full of shit [GMT-5], Thu 28 Aug 2008, 2:15, Reply)

I think Hellen Mirren's too old to have babies now
Grannyfucker.
( NobbyNobody RIGHT in the meevonks. Ooof, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 1:31, Reply)

I'd still pop one in.

( Malaka watches channel zero, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 2:02, Reply)

one of her giant fluid filled cervix polyps?

(glued eel, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 2:14, Reply)

this map
news.bbc.co.uk/1/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/08/health_enl_1219847026/html/1.stm
( Gilgamesh the mild mannered janitor, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 1:31, Reply)

The UK's worst obesity hotspot is Shetland, where 15.54% of people are obese, according to Dr Foster Research, which produced the map, followed by five different Welsh primary care trust areas.
( TBL - dead stars still burn -, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 1:34, Reply)

frankly I'm astonished at the results from the north-east

( Gilgamesh the mild mannered janitor, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 1:37, Reply)

I fully expected us Northern Irish to be top of any list
but no. It seems not.
( TBL - dead stars still burn -, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 1:37, Reply)

It only covers England, Scotland and Wales.

( Lord Gnome, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 1:39, Reply)

that's because northern ireland isn't britain,
other than in about 50% of northern irish people's heads.
( Sir Sand Goblin i can explain, see, it used to be milk., Thu 28 Aug 2008, 1:40, Reply)

it's kind of like gibraltar.

( Sir Sand Goblin i can explain, see, it used to be milk., Thu 28 Aug 2008, 1:41, Reply)

It's not part of Britain anyway and never has been
It's part of the United Kingdom which is presumably why it didn't appear on that map.
( Lord Gnome, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 1:43, Reply)

yeh, i meant that anyway.
it's still not really, it's just a bunch of fighting whingers with too much spare time on their hands.
( Sir Sand Goblin i can explain, see, it used to be milk., Thu 28 Aug 2008, 1:43, Reply)

only with more guns

( TBL - dead stars still burn -, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 1:43, Reply)

yes, only more pointlessly violent.

( Sir Sand Goblin i can explain, see, it used to be milk., Thu 28 Aug 2008, 1:44, Reply)

But with more
frantically masturbating monkeys
( NobbyNobody RIGHT in the meevonks. Ooof, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 1:43, Reply)

the thing about northern ireland,
not enough violence.
( Sir Sand Goblin i can explain, see, it used to be milk., Thu 28 Aug 2008, 1:45, Reply)

nope, you lot aren't the top of any list.

( Sir Sand Goblin i can explain, see, it used to be milk., Thu 28 Aug 2008, 1:39, Reply)

clearly you've never been to Ashton-under-Lyne
it's the only place I've ever seen people so obese they had to drive their shopmobility scooters into the chippy for lunch
( Gilgamesh the mild mannered janitor, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 1:39, Reply)

you've never been to LOLSOMEWHERERUBBISHALSO

( Sir Sand Goblin i can explain, see, it used to be milk., Thu 28 Aug 2008, 1:40, Reply)

OH YES I HAVE YOU FAT SACK OF FAT

( Gilgamesh the mild mannered janitor, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 1:42, Reply)

i'll have you know i live in a "medium" fat area.

( Sir Sand Goblin i can explain, see, it used to be milk., Thu 28 Aug 2008, 1:45, Reply)

Has it been semi-skimmed?

( wynoh menace to sobriety, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 1:55, Reply)

God. Ashton.
Now THERE'S a night out.
( Wicca'd Witch lives in the country, where the moo-cows poo., Thu 28 Aug 2008, 2:45, Reply)

the trouble with the welsh
is that they are all about four and a half foot tall and born with shoulders just as wide, they are basically born obese.
( Sir Sand Goblin i can explain, see, it used to be milk., Thu 28 Aug 2008, 1:39, Reply)

I know a very tall, skinny Welsh bloke
apparently people pay to see him.
( wynoh menace to sobriety, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 1:50, Reply)

I know a girl of Welsh descent.
Flakier than a flaming croissant, she isn't obese but she does have some weight to her, which she manages to pull off quite well.
(Skooma, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 2:46, Reply)

This is all the synth-pop you'll ever need.
Click here.
I feel so very old.
( Druid House warming bash in profile, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 1:34, Reply)

Oh man, i thought that was SO futuristic

( Malaka watches channel zero, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 1:36, Reply)

you want to feel old?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExC6OEQazrc
( TBL - dead stars still burn -, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 1:36, Reply)

:(

( Druid House warming bash in profile, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 1:40, Reply)

I don't remember that.
I think I may be TOO old
( NobbyNobody RIGHT in the meevonks. Ooof, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 1:42, Reply)

Needs more Gary Numan
Featuring Tubeway Army.
(Skooma, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 2:46, Reply)

Pretty much nothing.

( Aardvark Time makes fools of us all, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 1:34, Reply)

aardvark!

(Just Harry is the Balls on Chin world champion, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 2:03, Reply)

Nothing.
Someone at work told me I was very bitter tonight, and that I reminded them of Eeyore.
( Malaka watches channel zero, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 1:35, Reply)

that's making me want to cut myself.

( Sir Sand Goblin i can explain, see, it used to be milk., Thu 28 Aug 2008, 1:37, Reply)

SSG, you know more about these things than I do - when did /board go shit?
I can't remember the last time I lol'd at it

it's just depressing
( Gilgamesh the mild mannered janitor, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 1:38, Reply)

ever since you stopped cutting yourself.

( Sir Sand Goblin i can explain, see, it used to be milk., Thu 28 Aug 2008, 1:41, Reply)

It was still funny when I joined
the I went away, and when i came back, it was a bit shitter. Then I came back again, and it was rubbish.


I feel responsible somehow.
( Malaka watches channel zero, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 1:42, Reply)

don't kid yourself,
you're not that significant.
( Sir Sand Goblin i can explain, see, it used to be milk., Thu 28 Aug 2008, 1:44, Reply)

I was thinking along the lines of gypsy curse

( Malaka watches channel zero, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 1:46, Reply)

you're cursed to be insignificant.
and fat.
( Sir Sand Goblin i can explain, see, it used to be milk., Thu 28 Aug 2008, 1:47, Reply)

Haha.
Yes. Fat.
( Malaka watches channel zero, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 1:48, Reply)

It's not funny!

( Sir Sand Goblin i can explain, see, it used to be milk., Thu 28 Aug 2008, 1:51, Reply)

A cheese grater might work?
/helpful
( Syncubus Warning: author full of shit [GMT-5], Thu 28 Aug 2008, 2:18, Reply)

Nothing.
*grumps*
( Kristine let me slip away against the current, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 1:38, Reply)

*gropes*

( TBL - dead stars still burn -, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 1:38, Reply)

ARGH

( Kristine let me slip away against the current, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 1:41, Reply)

*gropes*

(postal ninja wants to deliver ice creams to your doorstep, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 1:43, Reply)

*slaps*

( Kristine let me slip away against the current, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 1:45, Reply)

*bums*

(postal ninja wants to deliver ice creams to your doorstep, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 1:52, Reply)

oh.. sorry
*warms hands*
( TBL - dead stars still burn -, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 1:44, Reply)

i think you're going to need bigger hands.

( Sir Sand Goblin i can explain, see, it used to be milk., Thu 28 Aug 2008, 1:46, Reply)

They're never big enough

( Kristine let me slip away against the current, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 2:00, Reply)

*glomps*

( wynoh menace to sobriety, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 1:51, Reply)

herro
how you be?
( Kristine let me slip away against the current, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 1:59, Reply)

Insomniac
I don't like it much.

Other than that, good, thanks. You?
( wynoh menace to sobriety, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 2:00, Reply)

I'm just not happy. In a bad mood.
Blah blah blah.

Sorry about your insomnia :(
( Kristine let me slip away against the current, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 2:05, Reply)

Blah away
this is a talkboard, after all...
( wynoh menace to sobriety, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 2:06, Reply)

Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
( Kristine let me slip away against the current, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 2:10, Reply)

*listens*
*dispenses hugs*
( wynoh menace to sobriety, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 2:13, Reply)

fanks *reciprocates pixel hugs*
I'm watching forrest gump until I decide whether I actually want to watch it or if I should read.
I've been trying to read 'To Kill a Mockingbird' but it's like a horrible childhood memory with the broken english and southern twang swirling through my head.
( Kristine let me slip away against the current, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 2:17, Reply)

I'm trying to read Stephen King
it's like wading through mud.
( wynoh menace to sobriety, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 2:18, Reply)

heh heh

( Kristine let me slip away against the current, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 2:22, Reply)

i'm reading his dark tower series
i'm enjoying it lots, but i got bored of reading his other books as they seemed rather similar in layout
(Just Harry is the Balls on Chin world champion, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 2:31, Reply)

*glomps*

( Syncubus Warning: author full of shit [GMT-5], Thu 28 Aug 2008, 2:28, Reply)

hello

( Kristine let me slip away against the current, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 2:35, Reply)

Not the old lady boobs I just saw.
Watching a movie with my wife about some 70 year old lady learning to drive. There should be a warning about nude old people.

That is not what made me happy. I am not at work and enjoying free pizza right now.
(postal ninja wants to deliver ice creams to your doorstep, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 1:39, Reply)

i watched a film where a "young" pat butcher got naked the other day.
:(
( Sir Sand Goblin i can explain, see, it used to be milk., Thu 28 Aug 2008, 1:46, Reply)

Thats an image now implanted in my brain I'd rather not have
www.b3tards.com/u/5d4c552eb78a7f1b7de2/mindbleach.jpg

*drinks*
( TBL - dead stars still burn -, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 1:49, Reply)

You have rectangular bleach?
How novel!
( Syncubus Warning: author full of shit [GMT-5], Thu 28 Aug 2008, 2:24, Reply)

I will stay awy from movies with butchers.

(postal ninja wants to deliver ice creams to your doorstep, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 1:50, Reply)

Awesome
What's it called?
( Malaka watches channel zero, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 1:51, Reply)

the bunker,
with anthony hopkins.
( Sir Sand Goblin i can explain, see, it used to be milk., Thu 28 Aug 2008, 1:57, Reply)

That'll teach you to buy knock-off porn

( wynoh menace to sobriety, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 1:54, Reply)

I'm happy