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Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 0:45,
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Nine and half minutes.
Julie Moult is an idiot. And your video proves it.
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Carlossus is back (sack and crack)., Thu 28 Aug 2008, 1:29,
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great vid
i recently started playing guitar again after a break of about 10 years, and every time i grasp a couple of tunes and think i am getting good, someone posts stuff like this and slaps me down!
that guy is good, and who the fuck is julie moult?
is she related to ted?
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discodaz will lap you on rainbow road :P, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 2:32,
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Looks like...
Michael Jackson. o.ó
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vix0r I was not Matthew on, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 1:08,
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Overtone singing.
Bloke sings one note, then manipulates his mouth to give upper and lower harmonics.
I've been doing it for quite a while (in more of a Tuvan Sygyt/Kargyraa style) and I have bought the Overtone Analyzer software he uses too, and it's brilliant fun.
Listen to the last three minutes and you'll be very surprised at what the human voice can achieve.
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moohalaa, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 0:03,
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haha, bald
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Gilgamesh the mild mannered janitor, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 0:15,
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Oz Clarke
when he's off the wine
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masakatsu, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 0:17,
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I like that.
Where'd you get the Overtone Analyzer from, by the way? I might be interested in aquiring that there piece of software.
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The Gentleman Bastard and his eleven patented herbs and spices. ©, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 0:26,
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Argh!
Mantrid! *runs*
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jonbob on a cloud of sound, drifting through the night:, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 1:09,
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sings?
more like hums and moans.
human didgeridoo!
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discodaz will lap you on rainbow road :P, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 2:34,
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Got a picture of your front garden with ur house
selling it?
or maybe u just want to make a flashy facebook foto with a Porsche in it ....
folow the links !

this is a shit example to be honest ..... needs more CDC and stuff !!!
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awallafashagba check out my mix - see profile, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 23:45,
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omg
lol
wtf
u cant spel ur proply
lol
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Gilgamesh the mild mannered janitor, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 23:50,
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lol
ur rite
roffle
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awallafashagba check out my mix - see profile, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 23:51,
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Title:
Description:
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David2569 Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 22:58,
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Suggestion that your post is not new:
Laughter nonetheless:
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The Coast of Yemen, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 23:00,
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that makes me laugh but i'm not sure it should do....hailp!
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awallafashagba check out my mix - see profile, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 23:03,
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Julie Moult is an idiot.
and also I fucking hate Haryy Enfield. He's telentless.
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Carlossus is back (sack and crack)., Thu 28 Aug 2008, 1:31,
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Smudge the Cat rides a Scooba
THAT'S ALL THE DESCRIPTION YOU GET.
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intesvensk is a sado of his former shelf, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 22:25,
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what a lully cat
rapes!
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awallafashagba check out my mix - see profile, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 22:29,
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Those things are so pointlessly slow and noisy.
I've never been a fan of cats.
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The Gentleman Bastard and his eleven patented herbs and spices. ©, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 0:33,
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Squirrels being dressed up as Mexicans
apparently some people have tamed the tree-rats and garbed them up like pet dogs. Blimey!
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Rotating Wobbly Hat bestrides all boards, like a Colossal Twat, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 22:10,
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this worries me massively
Squirrels are vermin?
shirley
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awallafashagba check out my mix - see profile, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 22:13,
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2nd pic.
MASSIVE SQUIRREL BALLS!!!
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Alzo has a face like Terry Wogans crotch-shot, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 22:17,
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i was just thinking thats
might go check my own
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awallafashagba check out my mix - see profile, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 22:19,
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I was going to check mine too
but then realised that i'd probably be massively disappointed that a squirrel has bigger balls than me :(
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Alzo has a face like Terry Wogans crotch-shot, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 22:33,
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looks like a real;ly naaaaasty vag to be honest with u
the squirrel not my balls
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awallafashagba check out my mix - see profile, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 22:37,
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On second viewing, I think you may be right!
Yay, my manliness is restored!!
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Alzo has a face like Terry Wogans crotch-shot, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 22:49,
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i doubt your manliness will ever be restored
........
unfair... and harsh
soz
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awallafashagba check out my mix - see profile, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 23:04,
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why did it take so long
for her to realize that she should give him pants
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intesvensk is a sado of his former shelf, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 22:20,
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Blind artist paints in perspective
A very interesting (short) documentary on a blind artist - Esref Armaga.
Appologies if you have seen this before, I don't frequent links often, but this video really impressed me.
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petehix makes little or no sense at the best of times, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 22:04,
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interesting
stuff
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Flash_Bastard, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 23:23,
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Tango Blackcurrant advert
I'd forgotten how good this ad was, shame we're not in that Tango era anymore
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sock is solvent again!, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 21:56,
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Prison Slang
OK most of you Keister Bunnies will be familiar with this, but if not, put down your Fifi for half a minute and look at this.
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BadBadman is even worse than you, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 21:55,
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Interesting.
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Hummel is a pearoasting twunt, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 2:10,
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Al Qaeda Hostage video outtakes
The follow up to another sketch by the same people which was posted last week
Edit: this is the other sketch:
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=m7branXLqeA
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Scary, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 21:47,
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congrats
You found the only funny thing in over 8 hours of 'Tonightly'
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BadBadman is even worse than you, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 22:17,
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Pretty sure
they nicked it from something else as well.
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Oysdgp everyone get fat on cream, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 0:11,
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new zero punctuation
ronseal
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willenium understands d-d transtions! :], Wed 27 Aug 2008, 21:18,
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Pfffffft
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cr3 sure is cute, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 21:17,
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CLEVER MAN!
pffft
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Hummel is a pearoasting twunt, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 21:29,
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Heh!
Awesome.
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FoldsFive is as happy as a man with tits in his hat, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 21:30,
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Hahaha :D
Poor man
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petehix makes little or no sense at the best of times, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 22:08,
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nob.
just leave why wind them up ... get a fookin life and worry about something more important instead
like plastic bags
or
bees
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awallafashagba check out my mix - see profile, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 22:18,
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"The member of staff involved no longer works for Lloyds TSB."
you mean, this crazy maniac is loose? LOOSE?
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urbane legend has known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 0:55,
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Nature at her most pitiless
True clash of the titans.
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lolwhites, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 20:57,
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awwwwwwww
A battle of epic fluff!
*dies*
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Ishamael and his missus said, "Zombie GOASTS, leave this place", Wed 27 Aug 2008, 21:11,
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Nature is such a harsh mistress.
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Monty Propps Is not fooled by Jacob Dyer, no, not one bit, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 21:12,
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the kitten on the far right is MEGA UBER i want !
...
sniffles
baby soon .... Hurry up Stan !
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awallafashagba check out my mix - see profile, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 22:22,
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Kittins!
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in vino veritas, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 0:02,
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*asplodes*
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urbane legend has known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 0:57,
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Ask the Drewmeister
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fukko, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 20:53,
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this is shit
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Gilgamesh the mild mannered janitor, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 20:58,
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I second that motion
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Xyphious : Lovin' teh Gin, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 21:28,
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um...
www.b3ta.com/links/220028
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Wildyles Julie Moult is a wonderful human being, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 21:46,
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well
i don't seen an 'i made this' tag....
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Xyphious : Lovin' teh Gin, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 21:57,
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furry muff.
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Wildyles Julie Moult is a wonderful human being, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 21:59,
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i love that saying
i think i say it at least 3 times aweek
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awallafashagba check out my mix - see profile, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 22:23,
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Congratulations
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Pavlov's Frog figures no-one really reads sigs anyway, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 3:39,
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Dark Knight Deleted Scene
I made this!
Bruce asks for a new suit. It was funnier in my head.
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styler_moses, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 20:25,
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Heheheheh!
Nooooooooooooo!!!!!
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Monty Propps Is not fooled by Jacob Dyer, no, not one bit, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 20:51,
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Barbie dolls do Motor head....
Barbie dolls, puppetry & Motor Head == win!
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Donald Trump's Hair Nukem 'till they glow, then shoot 'em in the dark!, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 19:50,
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I see your Ace Of Spades...
...and raise you a Final Countdown
www.youtube.com/watch?v=awH81S3uMD0
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barst Still likes The Smiths, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 20:06,
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they should do Cold Play next
or Radio Head
or maybe some Green Day
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Gilgamesh the mild mannered janitor, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 20:21,
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ISKETCH
You slags!
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The Coast of Yemen, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 19:22,
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Fuck yeah!
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Monty Propps Is not fooled by Jacob Dyer, no, not one bit, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 19:25,
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I've just been and won every single game by a million points!!!
:D
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Alzo has a face like Terry Wogans crotch-shot, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 20:37,
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Bastard!
*wrestles to the ground and drools in mouth*
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Monty Propps Is not fooled by Jacob Dyer, no, not one bit, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 20:44,
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*Elbows in the ribs, flips over and does the typewriter
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Alzo has a face like Terry Wogans crotch-shot, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 21:05,
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Flips and dances around the room giving no hint of the next move.
Takes by surprise, squats and farts on face.
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Monty Propps Is not fooled by Jacob Dyer, no, not one bit, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 21:15,
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Inhales deeply.....
...exhales with a satisfied smile and a semi
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Alzo has a face like Terry Wogans crotch-shot, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 22:16,
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i tried
got bored
downloading new stuff for next mix.
waiting for baby is depressing me]
mum is nakkered
put my back out moving her around
been told he will be 10-12lb's
mummy shitting herself
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awallafashagba check out my mix - see profile, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 22:24,
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Show her that squirrel pic and tell her that'll be her in a coupla months ;p
Meanwhile, you'll be left remixing nursery rhymes and CBeebies stuff.
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Alzo has a face like Terry Wogans crotch-shot, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 22:51,
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Bernie Clifton & His Ostrich Lift Olympic Spirits
I just saw a film clip of this on tonight's local telly. It's like that old Viz column "Fanny Batter's Hollywood Gossip" -
Mrs Clifton said either the ostrich goes or I do. I bet you were wondering what he's up to these days.
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barst Still likes The Smiths, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 18:49,
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Advert mash up thingy bob thing
I made this!
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Dyeritchyleg I just don't like gravy! I'm sorry!, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 18:35,
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my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
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boyo81 accident free since, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 18:37,
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STOP IT!!!
YOU'RE JUST ENCOURAGING HIM!!
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planearm, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 18:43,
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can't help it
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boyo81 accident free since, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 19:22,
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This is fucking rich
Coming from you who got MrGomez's video pulled for "copyright infringement" when you are using copyrighted material numerous times during your video.
Fuck you, and the horse you rode in on.
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Monty Propps Is not fooled by Jacob Dyer, no, not one bit, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 18:45,
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that's a very good point
When asked why he never replies to anything...he sent this...
"People are clicking. All I want to happen really.
Any publicity is good publicity"
But my publicity wasn't good enough apparently.
bah!
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MrGomez Women's volleyball FTW, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 19:13,
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what an utter prick
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WhiskyForAll!, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 19:20,
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Yay! Good first impression!
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Monty Propps Is not fooled by Jacob Dyer, no, not one bit, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 19:24,
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But he didn't like the publicity that your vid afforded him...
And now he posts this vid, basically giggling over "other" *i.e. copyrighted* footage, and pretends to be some sort of Charlie Brooker clone.
I am sure that Charlie Brooker would be insulted by the comparison.
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Monty Propps Is not fooled by Jacob Dyer, no, not one bit, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 19:23,
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Hello folks!
Was your video a parody? Because if so it's fair comment, therefore should be allowed.
If it's not allowed, then his video is also not allowed because it's copyright infringement. So I for one will be flagging it. :)
Edit: Bumfluff, they want you to flag copyright if it's your copyright. But it's still spam. And it's still shit.
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masakatsu, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 19:47,
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Well it seems like it was a parody...
But it said "I'm Jacob Dyer Media and basically I'm a dickhead" so on that basis it's technically a factual documentary.
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MrGomez Women's volleyball FTW, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 20:15,
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there has to be
a really nice way to nail this fucker to the wall. In such a way that he really hates, and can do nothing about.
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masakatsu, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 20:31,
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really big nails?
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boyo81 accident free since, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 3:24,
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It's only funny when Charlie Brooker does it.
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The Gentleman Bastard and his eleven patented herbs and spices. ©, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 18:52,
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Fucking this
not some poncy beanpole with a dumbfuck face and an annoying voice
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Nick and his orchestra Look out!, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 19:01,
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Amen
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magnum, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 20:30,
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thank you!
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Willwillwritehiswill Why, yes!, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 20:51,
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get fucked cunt
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awallafashagba check out my mix - see profile, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 19:01,
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Die in a fire you attention seeking prickbeak
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Nick and his orchestra Look out!, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 19:02,
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true irl lol
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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 0:50,
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I always wondered why there was an ignore button
Thank you Jacob for clearing up the mystery. *click*
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BadBadman is even worse than you, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 19:10,
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one of the reasons i signed up to this site was because i was lurking and really badly wanted to tell you to
SHOVE THIS FUCKING SHIT UP YOUR ROTTING CUNT, YOU UTTER WASTE OF HUMAN LIFE. YOUR FATHER SHOULD FEEL ASHAMED THAT HE EVEN PISSED INSIDE YOUR MUMS WOMB TO CREATE YOU.
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WhiskyForAll!, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 19:16,
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Harsh, but fair
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barst Still likes The Smiths, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 19:21,
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Welcome to b3ta.
Did you fill out your P21 Outburst form?
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The Gentleman Bastard and his eleven patented herbs and spices. ©, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 19:22,
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yes.
rest assured, i'm lovely to everyone else. Can't we get this guy modded for spam?
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WhiskyForAll!, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 19:26,
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*bums
coz ilove u ALREADY
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awallafashagba check out my mix - see profile, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 22:26,
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Good point, well made
I think Ill make another account and ignore him twice
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Nick and his orchestra Look out!, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 19:25,
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This is not the place to slag off other members' work.
If you don't like it, don't say anything, and don't click "I like this".
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Gilgamesh the mild mannered janitor, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 19:30,
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i'm not slagging the work off, just the prick that makes it.
it's not terribly edited and the camera work is at least watchable.
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WhiskyForAll!, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 19:31,
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I'm banned from posting comments on his younoobtube pages
SADFACE :(((((((((((((((((((((
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Gilgamesh the mild mannered janitor, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 19:41,
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Was the comment
"my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it." by any chance?
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Shippy lurker circa 2000, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 20:01,
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might have been
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Gilgamesh the mild mannered janitor, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 20:14,
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Me too....
What an utter cunt!!!!
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Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 20:04,
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me too!!
We need a support group.
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MrGomez Women's volleyball FTW, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 20:13,
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or second accounts on youtube
that'd work too
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Gilgamesh the mild mannered janitor, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 20:15,
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SET ONE UP THEN !
we need less barney or i'll fart on a kitten
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awallafashagba check out my mix - see profile, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 22:28,
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Haha! Yes :)
Say no more, and have a proper lie down.
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Monty Propps Is not fooled by Jacob Dyer, no, not one bit, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 20:42,
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HELL YES
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executiverocker has no shoes on head, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 22:21,
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Andy Warhol called... Time's up
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The Great Architect is a Janet & John fan, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 20:12,
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Hahaha!!
Nice retort!
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Alzo has a face like Terry Wogans crotch-shot, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 20:40,
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Por favor, apenas muera
mi nombre es jacob dyer y vivo en Bristol. es fantástica. sueno como oso barnaby. tengo gusto del oso barnaby. una vez él fue a Francia. fui a Francia. pero alguÌn cabrito quemó mi cuello. no tuve gusto de él.
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Xyphious : Lovin' teh Gin, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 21:39,
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私の名前はヤコブのダイアーであり、私はブリストルに住んでいる。 それは素晴らしい。 私はbarnabyくまのように鳴る。私はbarnabyくまを好む。 1回彼はフランスに行った。 私はフランスに行った。 しかし子供は私の首を燃やした。 私はそれを好まなかった。
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Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Thu 28 Aug 2008, 0:10,
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You should be banned for spamming
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executiverocker has no shoes on head, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 22:19,
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he's only 17
in the eyes of the law, calling him a fucking awful cunt is child abuse, in the eyes of the law
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poochen BA(honnss), Wed 27 Aug 2008, 22:20,
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